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Also known as: * our program starts too slowly * advertising our product makes our customers happy * we’ll cover up part of the screen so you can’t work whilst our bloated product loads I’ll admit that last one doesn’t apply so much to Windows users, but definitely _does_ apply (hello there openoffice) on Linux. [...]

Dear HMRC, Thank you so much for including an envelope for me to reply to you with. I understand that I have to affix a stamp and that it’s not prepaid. That’s fine. However I thought you might like to know that in the country you server (in fact, across the entire continent of Europe) [...]